The weekend has so far been wonderful with my husband. He is presently sitting on the couch with his head tippin over from falling "asleep". Oh poor baby...I guess he is worn out. We did not get out of our pygamas yesterday ;) I have been doubling up on my chaste tree berry. I am close to ovulation time...not that Paris and Nicole (my ovaries) ever do a damn thing they are asked to do. Right now they are probably smirking and laughing at me.
It is also the full moon and astrologically I am most fertile at this time since I was born on the full moon. However I am not even letting Miss Hope stay for the next few weeks. She always wants to stay at my house as if it were some bed and breakfast. She is a terrible guest who keeps me from my work. I cannot seem to make her leave until far into the next cycle. I really do know that this is not going to happen naturally. It would be a miracle. Not that I do not believe in miracles...because I do. It is just that there is only a .01 % chance that it would work. Due to my Paris and Nicole antics and my husband's sperm, who do not even have the slightest clue on what they are supposed to do since they are in the special school district program for sperm, natural conception would be like Paris and Nicole puttiing on modest clothing and my David's sperm getting a job at NASA.
Nope ...there is not any Hope staying here this month...although I think she may be walking down the street because I feel some action going on in my nether regions with the sisters.
Although it has been so loving with my husband since he arrived. Are you all sick of my yapping about mushy stuff? Sorry.....
Yesterday, aside from "sleeping", we played Atari games that David brought home with him. It is pretty nifty in its little case that you hook into the TV. There are five games per cube. Talk about a trip down memory lane. We made greek salads, drank green tea, and play fought over whos turn it was on Pac man.
It has been a long time since I have been blissfully happy...and this weekend I have been just that.