Questions With The Gourmet

I have DSL and I feel normal again.  I felt like I was actually living in 1867 without my computer.  So update...what is going on with the Gourmet?

The number one question......

When are you going back to Guatemala? 

The answer to that is as soon as I can get there.  I am so very overwhelmed with moving, renovations at the buildings, vacancies at the rental property, and typical clients.  I am aiming for two weeks maybe three :(  I feel horrible.  I have a case of the mommy guilties because I am not there.  Am I horrible?  I feel like I am just preparing the space for her to come home and keeping us out of financial ruin.  I am nervous as a hen about getting down there and ending up having to be there for the next ten years instead of the two months that will surely have to be spent there. 

Where are you in the process?

Miss Al and the birthmother had their DNA checked last Thursday.  This will take about two weeks and then, finally our dossier will arrive in the wastelands of PGN where dossier's go to get stuck, die, or be kicked out randomly.  In the best case scenario PGN would take three weeks and then we would get our pink slip.  After pink slip the average time home would be two weeks.  But, let me assure all those getting excited I have met people who have been in PGN for a year.  A year people.  The average seems to be a couple of months but would love to hear rumors that it is faster...anyone...anyone...Bueller?  Bueller?

How are Paris and Nicole?  (the ovaries)

Fine, thank you just as fucked up as ever.  Twice in the past month I have had fertile mucus but no period.  Mittleshmirz has been a great pal to Paris and Nicole who I am convinced are sunning in the Saint Tropez this time of year vacationing.  But then again those bitches are always on vacation hence never do I get any work out of them.  If apple martinins were what I needed out of the ovaries we would have an all night party but I need healthy eggs.  As we all know those two know nothin' about farmin'. 

CCRM next summer here I come.  Boot camp bitches, boot camp.

When will world peace happen?

Yeah right, about the same time my ovaries work or PGN releases my daughter or hell freezes over.  This is a blog about infertility and adoption why should I have to solve that problem too?  ---Next question.

Next post I shall post pics of the entitle infertile dream house with mega overgrown weeds! 

Anymore questions?  Phone lines are open....

Comments

[Krista]

Ohh... I thought it was in 1 week and 1 day like the counter thing at the top said. Of course you are not a bad mommy. You have to be realistic, no point in going again if you are not ready (or the process is not ready) Shit, this adoption thing is hard... Really hard

[Amy]

An example of a mom in PGN hell. Shes been there for 3? months now? Things can go very quickly, or very slowly. Heres hoping for super speed. http://lifeinguatemala.livejournal.com/

[Bunny]

It is good to hear from you again. Hope you are settling into the new house. Like you said, time is very uncertain, so you might as well get the house ready for your baby's arrival. Good luck.