That's it. I am screwed.
As I have discussed recently with a friend there is only so much fertility that goes around. God makes a quota for the year and cuts it off once it is reached.
Hence, those of us who have a hard time getting pregnant (not to name names) are screwed toward the end of the year.
John and Kate plus 8 I will give some room. They had some infertility..hard to write that with them having 8 kids in all but like I said they will get a pass.
Have you met the Duggars? Yeah, the tater tot casserole loving crowd who has seventeen children and one on the way. They are bad enough. But, I was warming to their family with all the cute clothing being worn, the laundry room any mom would give her slobbering child away for, and the gourmet cuisine. and then.....and then the Duggar's made friends with the Bates at a homeschooling conference and invited them to Arkansas. They have 16 kids with one on the way.
All of the world's fertility mojo is camped up in Arkansas at the Duggars. How can I get some of that?
If you all see me wearing poofy sleeves, shunning the TV, talking with a twang, and getting arrested for trespassing on the lawn of the Duggars. You know why. Do you think it could rub off on me if I camped in the yard and rolled around in their grass? hey just trying to get my Duggar groove.
The other problem is that my husband is not the stud Jim-bob is.
I am screwed.